Talking Dog Joke…

Today’s construction update is brought to you by the word, “ROOF!” (as in… we have one!)

 

So a guy takes his dog down to a talent show audition to see if they can get on TV. The judges ask, “what’s his talent?”

And the guy says, “he can talk!” “Wow!” say the judges, “let’s hear him!”

The guy has his dog sit and then starts asking him questions:
“Rover! What is the opposite of smooth?” The dog says, “RRRRUFFF!”
“Rover! What’s on top of a house?” The dog says, “RRRROOOF!”
“Rover! Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” The dog thinks about it and then says, “RUUUUTH!”

The judges get mad and yell, “you are a fraud!!” and kick them out. And the poor guy and his dog are standing on a corner, all dejected and sad, when the dog looks up at him and says, “Maybe I should have said ‘DiMaggio’?”

(Ba-dum-bum)

 
And…. sorry. But we’re getting a little punchy here…